- It wasn't me; my racquet needs restringing.
- It wasn't me; my racquet just got restrung.
- I think I need a new racquet. I'm just trying this one now.
- I had a bad day.
- These new shoes -- I still don't know how to move in them yet.
- The other guy was definitely half an NTRP level above me. Maybe even a full level. But really, if I were having a great day, and he was having an off day, I could have taken him no problem.
- My opponent was having a great day.
- My opponent wasn't having a bad day. I just had a BETTER day. I ROCK.
- I was taking it easy. Too easy. I mean, you don't expect me to go out on the court full force on a girl, right?
- Just wait till next year!
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